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Meet Patty. She's an Alpaca. And, your guide in surviving health care reform.

Just to clarify, an Alpaca is a domesticated species of South American camelid. She resembles a small llama in appearance. Not to be confused with PPACA, the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, also known as ACA.

We know, it can be confusing.

That’s why we have dedicated an entire page to our web site introducing “Patty”.

A little about Patty.

Born on March 23, 2010, Patty is tall and sandy haired.
Her Sign: Aries
Favorite Read: ACA regulations - even after thousands of pages, she couldn't put it down.
Hobbies: Hiking, knitting and humming a happy tune
Favorite Food: Wheatgrass - it has more vitamin C than oranges and twice the vitamin A as carrots!
Favorite Game: Patty cake
Biggest Fears: Shears. And that companies won't be ready for ACA. So she's made it her mission to be the guide to help companies survive ACA.
Navigating through the muddy waters of ACA can be confusing, stressful and sometimes – muddy. That’s why you need an Alpaca like Patty to help guide the way.

So get your coordinates straight. Call Haynes Benefits. They can help you survive ACA.